"Ah so ein Schmarrn!" Resi said. "A Ros'! Wilma, she want to give a rose to the Tobi and the Susan.""??Why??"
"Because she is no good at english! And the two girls helped her. Tobi with the german english, and Susan with the... well... english english... Wennst' vastehst' woas I moin. Susan did all the cleaning up!! And what a nice job she did!"
"Why she not give something...practical?" "Like what?" "Like...cake! Or other thing to eat. Eat is always good. Strawberries!! Me, I love this! Best fruit in the world!"
"Ah kommts Mädels! via Internet??" asked a despairing Renate.
"Hm.! Then, send a nice picture, I say!"
"...of Strawberries?? Weeell. ...Come to think of it - they are actually roses."
"Fiddlesticks"
"No really, strawberries belong to the family of the 'Rosazeen'"
"Then, Girl, just do it, I say! and don't you forget to say a nice VERGELT'S GOTT!..."
Thank you!